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Old 30-03-08, 14:15
Alex Blair (RIP) Alex Blair (RIP) is offline
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I've got nothing against Heather's leg... trouble is neither has she.

Well just to get my two cents in ,I think Sir Paul got out of it cheep and got a leg up on Heather on that one..

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Old 30-03-08, 21:30
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The judge hearing the case didn't agree with Heathers inflated claim against Sir Pauls holdings. Obvoiusly the judge didn't think she had a leg to stand on and only awarded, what was it 30 million pounds?
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Old 30-03-08, 22:09
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I hope she doesn't drink; she'd be legless in half the time.
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Old 31-03-08, 12:00
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C'mon Jiff, this is getting ridiculous, its time to... (wait for it).... put your foot down!
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Old 31-03-08, 14:28
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Wink Heather...Tasteless..
Well I think what she did to Sir Paul's lawyer was tasteless..
That woman has a bad habit of putting her foot in her mouth...

Dosen't Sir Paul's lawyer release the money to Heather..??
Pouring water over the lawyers head in the courtroom...
She may have bitten off more than she can chew..
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Old 31-03-08, 15:37
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The marriage was doomed once they'd lost the urge to throw a leg over.
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Old 01-04-08, 11:13
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A friend of mine in the UK saw Heather waiting for a bus the other morning. My friend asked her how she was getting on.

OK one more...
After the Divorce hearing, Paul was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called her Heather.
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