Annual Bitch-About-Winter Thread

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

LMAO @ Mark!!

Dress of the Day (Jif for the use of):

Layer #1
- cotton turtleneck
- track pants
- heavy socks

Layer #2
- heavy cotton long-sleeved shirt
- combat pants
- combat boots

Layer #3
- heavy full-zip sweater (red for Fridays of course)

Layer #4 (outside use)
- mid-thigh length hooded nylon shell w/heavy detachable polyester lining
- acrylic touque
- lined deerskin gloves

Just to show suitable disdain before the God of Bad Weather I sought out my blind, drunken Italian barber after work yesterday and re-taught him the subtle intricacies of the lost art of "high & tight"; once he relaxed the deathgrip he had on his straight razor (I think he was eyeing my throat)... suitable results, m'yes, not too bad! I didn't lose too much blood this time 'round anyway, so take this, Mr. Bloody Winter!