What is this houseplant?

.... you guys are bad

Now ... plant in question is GREEN ... like the green of military vehicles. It's name is Sargent Major Greentree, a patriotic Candaian immigrant (for many MANY generations) and is in charge of oxegenating Canadian airspace (a long-time family history of Canadian service) ... I would like to clone more troops from SM Greentree, for the wellbeing of this little localized corner of Canada airspace ... can it be done?