The Canadian Election

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

Originally posted by sapper740
Lots of good jobs down here Geoff, but why would you want to leave Canada? I mean, all Texas has to offer is a great economy, low taxes, law and order, conservative values, great weather, cheap real estate, right to keep and bear arms including concealed carry and full auto, friendly people, beautiful and demure southern women, great freeway system, relatively low gas prices, politicians responsive to the wishes of the electorate, powerful military, citizens who honour their servicemen............

Naw, I prefer high taxes, no law and order, liberal "values", shitty weather, expensive real estate, no guns (except criminals - they're exempt from the law), unfriendly imgrunts, fat, gum-chewing women, clogged highways, high gas prices, politicians who hate their electorate and a military which is all but ignored. Why would I want Texas?



PS: VD/PW will say more once she puts her teeth back in...