A caption please...

[Keith Webb]

After confering with my esteemed fellow judge Jifffy, the equal winners of the Inaugural International Carrier Caption Competition (IICC) are Tony Smith with "Devious plan
Right men! If we cover this vehicle with enough wire it ought to keep those damn restorers away for at least 60 years!"

and Michael Starmer for his caption: "E's still alive, I can hear 'im swearin'"

Congratulations to you both, your prizes (generously provided by the Yass Vegemite depot) will be forwarded by mail. (You will need to forward your address details to Max Hedges).

Well done, men!