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19-08-05, 15:38
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Ugly pills
Now I know it's not military but this thread was inspired by the Church Chevrolet thread and the ugly vehicles the thread descended to such as the Ford Transit.
To my mind this would have to be one of the ugliest vehicles made:  Source The Lada Samara is the only car I've ever seen which, even on the showroom floor looks like it's been involved in a major front end shunt and then badly repaired.
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19-08-05, 15:42
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Q & A
Q. What do you call a Lada Samara Cabriolet?
 A. A skip.
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19-08-05, 19:52
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More Lada jokes
What do you call a Lada with a sunroof?
A skip! What do you call a Lada with a sunroof and twin exhaust pipes? A Wheelbarrow! Why does a Lada have a heated rear screen? To warm your hands while you're pushing it! What's the difference between a Lada and a hedgehog? A hedgehog has the pricks on the outside! How do you double the value of a Lada? Fill it with petrol! What is the similarity between a Lada and a bathtub? You cannot step out of either one in a public place. How can you tell a man driving a Lada? He wears dark sunglasses. How can you tell a Lada driver from the other people wearing dark sunglasses? He doesn't have a white cane. What's on the last page of a Lada owner's manual? The bus schedule!
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19-08-05, 23:46
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Eye of the beholder
Cliff, at least this beauty doesn't need to be seen through the bottom of a vodka bottle to be appreciated.
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20-08-05, 01:27
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...at least it's a Chev!
 
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20-08-05, 01:29
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Is this Lada worse than a Trabant?
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21-08-05, 02:58
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Lada Jokes
Dave
Brilliant jokes, have never heard these before. They gave me a good excuse to clean my monitor screen because I literally sprayed it reading the jokes. Anyone have any more. Cliff, with you on the Fords. And a variation on a joke - what do you call a Chev owner who marries a Ford owner - a social climber. Bob
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21-08-05, 22:45
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Re: Lada Jokes
Quote:
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