Wherefore art Grandpa?

Well Master Mark-O-Grandpa, it seems it is YOU who is still mostly on holiday ... but the truth is probably more that you've been bewitched by your wee Missy-Tonner twirling you round her little finger with her mewling, coo-ing, and trusting little face ... (I understand the magic ... please tell her that Ma is indebted to her for distracting you from harassing me, thank you verra much from Ma )