vegimite

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

Originally posted by Garry Shipton
This vegemite thread is killing my curiosity.Do Loblaw's here in Canada sell it??OR do I have to contact the local Auzzie counsellor office here in Montreal,to find out where this stuff can be had!!

Hey Garry, it's easy!

Cut your grass, sweep up the cuttings, grind them into paste (while still fresh), then grind up a couple of june bugs for colour and flavour. Spread on toast.

Just ensure that the following warning applies:

DANGER!! CONSUMPTION OF THIS SUBSTANCE REQUIRES AS MUCH BEER AS POSSIBLE IN THE SHORTEST POSSIBLE PERIOD OF TIME TO FORGET WHAT YOU'VE JUST EATEN.