Ok..what Is It?

[Corey Myronuk]

THERE'S A CANADIAN METAPHOR FOR YA.
ACTUALLY "DUUUANE" IS A SHOP JOKE THAT I'M THE BUTT OF.
I SPEND 12 HOURS A DAY 10 MONTHS A YEAR COVERED IN CONCRETE SPATTER AND DIESEL SOOT.ON A GOOD DAY I GET 6 HOURS OF QUALITY TIME IN THE SHOP,COVERED IN 40 YEARS OF ROAD GRIME AND LEAKY REAR MAIN SEAL. OUT COLD FOR 4 HOURS AND I'M GOOD TO GO ANOTHER ROUND.OH,AND 2 HOURS FOR SSS&F.
THIS YEAR I FINNALY STARTED BUYING USED COVERALLS FOR AROUND THE SHOP HERE,AND AS IT HAPPENS THE FIRST NAME TAGS SAID DUANE.
WELL,I GUESS MY CHUCKLEHEAD FRIENDS(I LOVE THEM SO...)
THOUGHT THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY.
"ALL YOU NEED NOW IS THE MULLET.."
AND THE LIKE.
SO "DUUANE" HAS SORT OF STUCK WITH ME AND HAS BECOME MY EVIL TWIN OF SORTS.(IT WASN'T ME...IT WAS JACK DANIELS..ERR UHH DUUANE,YEAH ...IT WAS DUUANE.)
80%REDNECK,20%SAVANT.
AND SENIOR VICE PRESIDENT IN CHARGE OF
ACCOUNTS RECIEVABLE.
BUT I AM THE WET COAST KID..AND LIKE THE MOOSE AND BEAVER
I PREFER IT WET.
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NOW I'M GOING TO GO LIE IN A PUDDLE AND LOOK FOR CASTING MARKS.
CHEERS