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Old 31-01-12, 22:24
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Gotten from a co-worker who was on exchange in NZ during the earthquake:

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Kiwi Language Training – Travelers Vocabulary

Milburn - Capital of Australia
Ear Robucks - fast paced exercise
Peck - to fill a suitcase
Duffy cult - not easy
Pissed aside - a chemical that kills insects
Amejan - visualize
Pigs - for hanging out washing with
Chuck - very young poultry
Pug - large pink animal with curly
Bun Button - bitten by an insect
Nin tin dough - computer game
Beard - a place to sleep
Munner Stroney - soup
Sucks peck - half a dozen beer
Min - male of the species
Ear New Zuland - an extinct airline
Mess Kara - eye make up
Beers - large black animals in Canada
McKennock - person who fixes cars
Veerjun - mythical new Zealand maiden
Mere - Mayo
One Doze - well known computer program
Leather - foam produced from soap
Brudge - structure spanning a stream
Lift - departed
Sex - one less than sivven
Kittle crusps - potato chips
Tin - one more than noine
Jungle Bills - Christmas Carol
Iggs ecktly - precisely
Inner me - enemy
Cuds - children or baby goats
Guess - vapour
Sivven Sucks Sivven - large Boeing aircraft
Fush - marine creatures
Sivven Four Sivven - larger Boeing aircraft
Fitter cheney - pasta dish
Earplane - flying machine
Ever cardeau - avocado
Beggege Chucken- place to leave your luggage at the earport
Fear hear - blonde
Ear - mix of nitrogen and oxygen

Coffee: A double – double does not exist. Ask for a Flat White
Tipping is not required. It is included in the price of a restaurant meal.

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Old 01-02-12, 06:04
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HMMMM i will have to keep an eye on you Darrell,from a nu zilander!!HaHaHaHa,it really was funny
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Old 01-02-12, 11:52
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Hi Kenney

Glad you liked it. I just thought that the Aussies had been taking a big hit in this thread laltely and some.........balance was required!!

Truly, Kiwi-land is on my bucket list; I want to find those Cdn Moose!!

Someday we'll have enough AirMiles to get there. I just hope we get to fly on a Sivven Four Sivven.

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Old 01-02-12, 21:35
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A Texan farmer went on vacation to Australia. He toured an Australian farmer’s field, which the Australian proudly showed off.

“That’s nothing,” said the Texan. “We have fields twice as large as this back home.”

Next the Australian showed off his cattle, but the Texan was still unimpressed and said, “We have longhorns twice as big back home.”

Just then, several kangaroos bounded across the road. “What are those?” asked the Texan.

The Australian replied, “Don’t you have grasshoppers in Texas?”
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A Texan farmer went on vacation to Australia. He toured an Australian farmer’s field, which the Australian proudly showed off.

“That’s nothing,” said the Texan. “We have fields twice as large as this back home.”

Next the Australian showed off his cattle, but the Texan was still unimpressed and said, “We have longhorns twice as big back home.”

Just then, several kangaroos bounded across the road. “What are those?” asked the Texan.

The Australian replied, “Don’t you have grasshoppers in Texas?”
thanks Alex, loved the joke!

CHIMO!

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Old 01-02-12, 23:13
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A Texan farmer went on vacation to Australia. He toured an Australian farmer’s field, which the Australian proudly showed off.

“That’s nothing,” said the Texan. “We have fields twice as large as this back home.”

Next the Australian showed off his cattle, but the Texan was still unimpressed and said, “We have longhorns twice as big back home.”

Just then, several kangaroos bounded across the road. “What are those?” asked the Texan.

The Australian replied, “Don’t you have grasshoppers in Texas?”
It's not just the horns that are...errr...long! or should I say LOW! ;>)
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Old 02-02-12, 14:35
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Sigh!!!!!!!!!
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Siamese twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool.

One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please."

The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet, lads?"

"Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees.

"Ah, England !" says the bartender. "Wonderful country... the history, the
beer, the culture..."

"Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and Molson's beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude."

"So why keep going to England ?" asks the bartender.

"It's the only chance Jim gets to drive
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