Some Funnies

[Hanno Spoelstra]

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> An attractive blonde from Cork arrived at the casino. She seemed a
> little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand Euros on a single roll of the
> dice.
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> She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
> completely nude'.
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> With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an
> Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
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> As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and
> squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'
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> She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
> clothes and quickly departed.
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> The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them
> asked, 'What did she roll?'
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> The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
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> MORAL OF THE STORY:
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> Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb,
> but all men...are men.
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