Some Funnies

[cliff]

Originally Posted by motto

Looks like someone with a bit of sway found your post offensive Rick. It must have been good.
Dave

Nothing posted by anyone was deleted Dave so if you have read all the jokes and not laughed they can't have been good.

[hrpearce]

Cliff, Motto is refering to the fact youtube pulled the video link for being offencive.

[Keith Webb]

Originally Posted by hrpearce

Cliff, Motto is refering to the fact youtube pulled the video link for being offencive.

I thought it was offensive, bordering on a 'snuff' movie. Glad it has gone.

[cliff]

Originally Posted by hrpearce

Cliff, Motto is refering to the fact youtube pulled the video link for being offencive.

Ah sorry all I misinterpreted the post.

[Howard]

The Family Tree of Vincent Van Gogh...
His Dizzy Aunt, Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes, Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store, Stop N Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia, U Gogh
His magician uncle, Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin, A Mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half-brother, Gring Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach, Wells-far Gogh
The constipated uncle, Can't Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt, Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle, Flaming Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking, Way-to-Gogh
The little bouncy nephew, Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco, Go Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in an RV, Winnie Bay Gogh
Too silly not to share?
I saw you smiling . . . so there ya Gogh!

[Alex Blair (RIP)]

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1. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.
2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
3. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
4. Sing Along At The Opera.
5. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
6. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
7. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

8. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.


Smile. It's Called...THERAPY
Enjoy The Ride, Life is Short!!

[Alex Blair (RIP)]

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!

[motto (RIP)]

At the tme I posted the comment on Rick's contribution being made unavailable I was unaware of the previous 'discussion' on censorship. I was moving backwards up the thread and when I read all that I thought, 'I've just put my foot in it, it's sure to be misinterpereted!'
Thankfully it was sorted in my absence as I have no wish to offend anyone.
David