Some Funnies

[Keith Webb]

This is pretty amazing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIMig...layer_embedded

[Keith Webb]

And here's a link.

[Alex Blair (RIP)]

WOMEN WHO KNOW THEIR PLACE

Barbara Walters, of 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul ,
Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict.

She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.

She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind
their husbands. Despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem happy to maintain the old custom.

Ms Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, 'Why do you now
seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?'

The woman looked Ms Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation
said, “Land mines.”


Moral of the story is (no matter what language you speak or where you go):

BEHIND EVERY MAN, THERE'S A SMART WOMAN (OR MAYBE THREE!)

[colin jones]

A woman was walking past her daughters bedroom when she heard a buzzing sound.She opened the door and found her engaging in self pleasure with a vibrator. She said what on earth are you doing. Her daughter replied, Mum, I'm thirty five years old and this is the only husband I'll ever get so shut the door and leave me alone.
A few days later, Dad heard the same sound coming from her bedroom and opened the door to investigate. He found his daughter pleasuring herself with a vibrator and said, " what on earth are you doing. She again replied. "Dad! I'm 35 years old and this the only husband I'll ever get so shut the door and leave me alone.
A week later, mum and daughter came home from shopping. They walked passed the lounge room and heard a buzzing sound. They opened the door to investigate and found dad watching TV with the vibrator on full speed sitting next to him. "What the bloody hell are you doing" They cried'
Just watching the game with my son in law!

[colin jones]

A man rang 000 or 911 and said
I think my wife's dead!
What makes you think that said the opperator.
Well the sex is the same,
but the dishes are piling up!

[Keith Webb]

Seen before but worth reinforcing:



Source

[aj.lec]

Cannibal story

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
Tourist: $5.00
Broiled Missionary: $7.00
Fried Explorer: $9.00
Freshly Baked: Politicians all: Labor Party, Liberals/Nationals, Democrats or Greens : $150.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a huge price difference for the Politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning!"