Some Funnies

[Keith Webb]

Must be your relaxing driving.

Although here is a pic taken an instant later:

[Keith Webb]

This is long, hope it posts.
Should help educate our teenagers.



Source.

[lynx42]

So now maybe the younger generation will understand how it all came about.
Thats a good one Keith.
Rick

[RHClarke]

Originally Posted by Keith Webb

This is long, hope it posts.
Should help educate our teenagers.

I note with interest that Australia gets a mention (rightly so), but nowhere could I find Canada's contribution...We may need futher education for the "educators"...

Other than that, our teens (those who can read) should find this interesting.

[Keith Webb]

Absolutely they should have included that! I wonder who created it originally.

AUSTRALIA: You can train our pilots.
CANADA: Whatevs.

[Keith Webb]

Believe it or not, there is a deer in this picture. You probably can’t see it because it’s camouflage coloured.

Link.

[Alex Blair (RIP)]

Friendly Holiday Advice

Please, take care of yourself this Christmas. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes that just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, and shit like that.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.

This message is sent by someone who cares about your well being.

Happy New Year..

[Keith Webb]

I liked this one...

Department of Labor investigation
The North Dakota Department of Labor claimed a small Bismarck farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.

Department of Labor employee: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.

Farmer: Well, there’s my farm hand who’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.

Then there’s the mentally challenged worker. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.

Department of Labor employee: That’s the guy I want to talk to… the mentally challenged one.

Farmer: That would be me.