Lovely bit of stuff!!!!!!

[Bruce Parker (RIP)]

I bet it looks something like this:

Originally Posted by r.morrison

Gentlemen, doing a little more house cleaning this week. I've got a lovely accessory for your WW11 vehicle. A 1943 Australian smooth barrel Vickers Machine Gun DEACTIVATED TO CANADIAN STANDARD.
This is the older deactivation, so it still has the "cock and click" motion, but again deactivated!
The unit comes with:
*tripod
*steam hose
*canvas barrel cover
*1943 C broad arrow marked water can
*approx. 160 rounds of inert 303 cartridges
*150 round belt (will throw in a 250 rd. belt)
*original wooden boxes for shipping the gun and the tripod.
*side mount ammo box holder
*flash hider
Price: $5000.00 plus shipping and handling. FOR SALE ONLY IN CANADA!!! Email me at rob.mor@shaw.ca for photos. Robert

[r.morrison]

Now Bruce... the simplest way of doing this "marketing" would be, that you, being a great and talented guy that you are, email me at the address above. I will send you the pictures and you, did I mention GREAT guy, would post those pictures on the forum. Cause Bruce, I'm clueless as to how to do it. You would be helping the cause!
Jeff...you ol' used car salesmen. Here's my final offer to you! We've got 2 live VICKERS WW1 machine guns under lock and key (legal). We've also got 2000 rounds of live belted ammo, also under lock and key (legal). Now, we'd like to dispose of the ammo out the end of the barrel and salvage the brass. Being that you will probably be sitting on those trucks for a while, I would suggest you donate one to the cause and we can use it for a target! Hell, we'd let you fire off a belt! Then, we could film it and sell it to Ian for use in a movie. After that, they get the big chop (dewat).
This is a great deal Jeff, honestly. In my younger days, a couple of us skipped school and took out a 59 Ford with 2 - 12 guages and a Luger. Made Bonnie and Clyde look pale! I await your acceptance....Robert

[Harry Moon]

Come to think of it Robert I'm still l waiting for your call.

[r.morrison]

Harry: Just headin' out again. I'll call you tomorrow to get together on the grenade box. I think I left you a message or email that I left it outside by the mailbox and to just pick it up and drop the money in the mail box.
Got a little nervous about leaving a 36 Grenade box for the postman to trip over. Not very good press in the papers! Later....Robert