I just knew those OZ people were a little different

[Alex Blair (RIP)]

Originally posted by Keith Webb
BAAAAAAH!

Humbug!

It's all a vicious rumour!

Keith...
This will probably back you up.....






What's a Sheepman

An old sheepman sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the sheepman and asked, "Are you a real sheepman?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life shearing sheep, working sheep, going to fairs, fixing fences, pulling lambs, bailing hay, doctoring sheep, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a sheepman."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old sheepman and asked, "Are you a real sheepman?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."