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Old 28-08-09, 12:40
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Boy! You blokes are gluttons for punishment!!!

All Blacks v Canada, I'd say thats the equivalent of Australia taking you blokes on in Ice Hockey.
I still don't reckon we'd have any chance even if it was a 10 match tournamant played in Alice springs & you guys playing in the Saltwater crocodile half.

To quote a famous New Zealand Cartoonist "The only thing my mother-in-law knew about New Zealand was that it had an all negro football team that regularly maimed Welshman"
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Old 28-09-09, 13:07
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My good friend Tony means well. You see, Tony actually likes Cricket.
Unfortunately, our North American & European friends may now think that Cricket is an actual worthwhile pursuit, and that all Aussies actually follow the game with interest. Not so. Only those with no family, no hobbies, no friends and no life will spend 5 days watching a ridiculous game that usually ends in a draw.
In order to assist people who not familiar with the game of Cricket, I offer this explanation . . . . .
Cricket is a game in which there are 2 sides - one side is out, and the other side is in.
The entire team that is out goes out, until they get the team that is in out.
Each man in the side that is in goes out, and once he is out, he comes in, then the next man goes out until he's out and then he comes in.
When the side that is in is all out, the side that has been out goes in, and the side that was in goes out and tries to get out the side that went in.
Sometimes there are men still in and not out when the side that is in is finally out.
When both sides have been in and out, including those not out, and no longer in - that is the end of the game. (Five days later)
Of course, the side that is in
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Old 28-09-09, 14:49
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Wink As I was saying....

Sorry. Nodded off while typing about it.
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Old 28-09-09, 15:34
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Sorry. Nodded off while typing about it.
Howard...
You didn't finish your excellent ,clear and descriptive explanation..
Please continue...

"When both sides have been in and out, including those not out, and no longer in - that is the end of the game. (Five days later)
Of course, the side that is in (To be continued..)"
As a Canadian brought up in hockey,cricket makes no sense to me at all..
I have watched it and tried to make sense of it but can't make hide nor hair of sense of it..
As I see it a guy with a stick trys to keep a guy with a ball from wailing on a bunch of bowling pins behind home plate...
Scoring is unfathomable..
I'm sure a guy with a Enfield could make a dent on them pins from the pitching mound..but that probably wouldn't be "Cricket..""
Carry on with your excellent description of the game..We are listening...

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Old 28-09-09, 22:12
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To me cricket ranks one small step above that game that has people walking around a paddock chasing a little white ball just to get it in a hole. What's even more shocking they are usually so enthusiastic about it the silly buggers will play in all sorts of bad weather as well! But I gotta admit the only Golf I really like is the GTi made by that german company VW!..... But I'd rather sit and read a good book with a but everyone too their own I guess.....you know some folk even like CMP's!
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Old 29-09-09, 01:34
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My good friend Tony means well. You see, Tony actually likes Cricket.
Unfortunately, our North American & European friends may now think that Cricket is an actual worthwhile pursuit, and that all Aussies actually follow the game with interest. Not so. Only those with no family, no hobbies, no friends and no life will spend 5 days watching a ridiculous game that usually ends in a draw.
In order to assist people who not familiar with the game of Cricket, I offer this explanation . . . . .
Cricket is a game in which there are 2 sides - one side is out, and the other side is in.
The entire team that is out goes out, until they get the team that is in out.
Each man in the side that is in goes out, and once he is out, he comes in, then the next man goes out until he's out and then he comes in.
When the side that is in is all out, the side that has been out goes in, and the side that was in goes out and tries to get out the side that went in.
Sometimes there are men still in and not out when the side that is in is finally out.
When both sides have been in and out, including those not out, and no longer in - that is the end of the game. (Five days later)
Of course, the side that is in
What in heavens name is this dribble.....?

Casting pearls amoungst swine.

Surely there's an Englishman on this site who understands.
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Old 29-09-09, 12:45
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I think Canada has a good international curling team...if you count that as a sport!!

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Old 03-10-09, 12:27
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What in heavens name is this dribble.....?
Casting pearls amoungst swine.
Surely there's an Englishman on this site who understands.
I would say not, Tony...
The only thing slower than a C15a in low range & 1st gear is a game of cricket!
Even though the Poms gave us a rheeming in the ashes series, you are still unable to rally support to the cause!?
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Old 03-10-09, 12:39
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I would say not, Tony...
The only thing slower than a C15a in low range & 1st gear is a game of cricket!
Even though the Poms gave us a rheeming in the ashes series, you are still unable to rally support to the cause!?
Simply curious in the level of interest in Canada about the game of cricket. You might also say I am being extremely gracious in defeat by mentioning it even though we did cop a drubbing.
An attribute that can be learnt from playing the great game.

By the way...... I enjoyed driving a C15 2wd slowly as well.
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='s a uniquely Australian colloquialism meaning, they got the pants thrashed off them, or... getting the crap kicked out of them,or... being trounced,or... totally wasted, which coincidentally is what we (NZ ) did to them , the last time we played Rugby and Netball. (Just dont ask questions about the netball)
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='s a uniquely Australian colloquialism meaning, they got the pants thrashed off them, or... getting the crap kicked out of them,or... being trounced,or... totally wasted, which coincidentally is what we (NZ ) did to them , the last time we played Rugby and Netball. (Just dont ask questions about the netball)
Yes thanks for that Lynn,

In case anyone doesnt know we also got flogged by the 'All Blacks' in the Rugby as well.

I hope you people realise just how hard this is to put into print.

But I digress, this thread was about Canadian Cricket & Canadians passionate interest & commitment to one of their national teams.
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