Some Funnies

[cliff]

"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF ..."

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon"unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least two.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

[Keith Webb]

Think I'm going to cry 'Ruth' or 'Herb'

[aj.lec]

Subject: Archeology Remains

An archeological team, digging in
Washington DC , has uncovered
10,000 year old bones and fossil remains
Of what is believed to be the first
Politician.

[Keith Webb]

Watch to the end:

[hrpearce]

It must be top secret as I don't see a link!

[Keith Webb]

Originally Posted by hrpearce

It must be top secret as I don't see a link!

For some reason it didn't post.

Link