2008 at the Hammond Barn

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

Originally Posted by Bob Carriere

Rumours has it Rob was so depressed he left the country!!!!

Boob er... I mean Bob

Well, think about it... Rob happened to leave the country just about the same time the cute blonde was "fired"...?? No, I'm sorry, but I can't ignore coincidence. There's only one answer.

Rob has taken her with him.

God knows how he managed that, but more to the point, why? He knows he's old, tired, married (and thus burnt out), and that he was under orders to refer said ... creatures ... to moi, because of course in the finest military tradition, I am getting younger and more vigorous by the day. I remain utterly distraught by this new turn of events.

The bloody thing is, this party wasn't even all that much fun! The best bit came afterwards, which is actually why she fell asleep on her feet...

Bloody hell, I shouldn't have mentioned that. Oops...