Terrorist Cell arrested in Mississauga !!

[Garry Shipton (RIP)]

Some people never learn.Don't you see the scenerio.
Chemical retailer answering the phone:
"Hello.may I help you?"
Caller:"Yes(with an accent),I would like to purchase 3 tons of ammonium nitrate please".
Retailer:"No problem sir.What farm or industry is this for,if you don't mind my asking??.It's for the invoice billing and credit check".
Caller:"Oh no,it's not for that,it's for my back yard!!"
Retailer:"Your back yard!!3 tons??What is it for sir?"
Caller:"Well,I am planting palm trees and I need it to help grow them.Together with the plastic explosives.oops I mean the plastic sheeting,they will grow very fast,before winter comes".
Retailer:"That's fine sir,may I have the address?"
Caller:"Yes,it's Ireland Crescent,Mississauga,the third house on the right".
Retailer:"Very good sir,it will be delivered in the morning,first thing at seven on our deliveries.Have a good day"
Retailer dials his phone:"Hello,is this the RCMP? I have a weird request for you.May I speak to an officer who deals with chemicals?"