The Canadian Election

Originally posted by Geoff Winnington-Ball
Nasty lads you are. I wheeze, the cats SNORE (so does Yappy, but that's beside the point). Hanno only kicked me out of his tent at Beltring because he didn't want to disturb me with HIS snoring. Good man, that Dutchie...

Bollocks.
(Technical term)

No bugger slept at Overlord 60th in the total 20 acre field when Ball was asleep and in full, sonorous flight, John Coglan (ex-Status Quo drummer) had to have his band set the Marshall stacks to "11" and when they all went to France he kept me awake in Shirrell Heath thinking it was a HE111 with a handful of duff spark plugs.

Wheeze?

"Wheeze", my arse.

Believe that and you can plait (braid) sawdust.

Veare doesn't snore, she hums gently inside while making cuteness.

R.