Spam Feast

... it just occurred to me ... I wonder if a SPAM POULTICE would cure the rib problem for our Master Sunray? Maybe it also has anti-aging proerties as he is about to have another birthday Jan. 28th ... marking two years beyond half a century ... hmmm ... maybe it will SPAM him back in time and play it forward to the present ....

BEAM ME BACKWARDS AND FORWARDS OH WONDROUS SPAM

Of course the trip might jolt him into a bout of hiccups again ...