A.P.B. to Mark Toner

[Garry Shipton (RIP)]

Mark,

Where's Miss .She's disappeared off the web for over 24 Hrs.Not like her to be silent this long since she's moved back to Winterpeg!!Have you done something to her?Like stealing the frying pan while she's out??Maybe a boyfriend??Maybe a flat tire on her bike??Or met a guy in a kilt??With a beard??Answer me man!!Somebody's got to do a recon.Cud it be those GIANT Manitoba mosquitos??Or she locked herself erroneously in the bunker??Maybe she's in jail for stealing a portable stove??Maybe it's the gift package she got from Oz with Roo burger meat in it??Or vegimite??That'll do it!!Mess her mind??
No arguments between you two-Ruins the evening.
Ah,what the hell,gonna have a few more & a couple of more "s

Good nite