Some Funnies

[Darrell Zinck]

CANBERRA: Wednesday 09 May 2012


A Royal Australian Air Force Pilot serving in the Defence Department narrowly escaped serious injury yesterday when he attempted horseback riding with no prior experience.


After mounting his horse unassisted, the horse immediately began moving.


As it galloped along at a steady and rythmic pace, the Pilot, who has not been named, began to slip sideways in the saddle.


Although attempting to grab for the horse's mane, the Pilot could not get a firm grip.



He then threw his arms around the horse's neck but continued to slide down the side of the horse.



The horse continued on, seemingly oblivious to the slipping rider.



Finally, losing his grip, the rider attempted to leap away from the horse and throw himself to safety.



However, his foot became entangled in the stirrup, leaving him at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as his head and upper body repeatedly struck the ground.



Moment's from unconsciousness and possible death, to his great fortune a Royal Australian Navy Chief Petty Officer (shopping nearby at K-Mart), saw his prediciment and quickly unplugged the ride.

regards
Darrell