Some Funnies

[Darrell Zinck]

Gotten from a co-worker who was on exchange in NZ during the earthquake:

Kiwi Language Training – Travelers Vocabulary

Milburn - Capital of Australia
Ear Robucks - fast paced exercise
Peck - to fill a suitcase
Duffy cult - not easy
Pissed aside - a chemical that kills insects
Amejan - visualize
Pigs - for hanging out washing with
Chuck - very young poultry
Pug - large pink animal with curly
Bun Button - bitten by an insect
Nin tin dough - computer game
Beard - a place to sleep
Munner Stroney - soup
Sucks peck - half a dozen beer
Min - male of the species
Ear New Zuland - an extinct airline
Mess Kara - eye make up
Beers - large black animals in Canada
McKennock - person who fixes cars
Veerjun - mythical new Zealand maiden
Mere - Mayo
One Doze - well known computer program
Leather - foam produced from soap
Brudge - structure spanning a stream
Lift - departed
Sex - one less than sivven
Kittle crusps - potato chips
Tin - one more than noine
Jungle Bills - Christmas Carol
Iggs ecktly - precisely
Inner me - enemy
Cuds - children or baby goats
Guess - vapour
Sivven Sucks Sivven - large Boeing aircraft
Fush - marine creatures
Sivven Four Sivven - larger Boeing aircraft
Fitter cheney - pasta dish
Earplane - flying machine
Ever cardeau - avocado
Beggege Chucken- place to leave your luggage at the earport
Fear hear - blonde
Ear - mix of nitrogen and oxygen

Coffee: A double – double does not exist. Ask for a Flat White
Tipping is not required. It is included in the price of a restaurant meal.

regards
Darrell