New term = Retrosexual Male?

Originally posted by Art Johnson
Hey Carman baby have you been following me around with a camera, have you got my house bugged? I love beer but I hate having to buy new clothes all the time so my favourite drink is DRAMBUIE, in fact I'm working my way through a bottle as I type.
My most embarassing moment was when I went to open the door of a Harvie's Restaurant for a young lady and couldn't do it. Can you believe it I have gotten so old and decrepit I can't open a door any more. She had to open the door for me. My wife was sitting in the Van p--ing her pants at my antics of trying to be a Gentleman. She said that was the best laugh she had in a long time.

SMILE ... you're on KARMEN's KAMERA ... with a Hocus Pocus, You're in Focus, It's your LUCKY DAYYYYYY ..... SSSSMIIIILE, You're on KARMEN's KAMERA... (talk into the mike will yah)

Imagine us across a table from each other tipping Drambuie and wetting our pants laughing!
(or crying???? eeeeeeeeeek ...)

Seriously, thanks for what you posted. I know my flares of arthritis and such can make me really comical to others ... aaaaaaargh!

Maybe one day we'll get to share a little drinky, me, you, and your laughing Catherine

Do yah smoke Art???