Some Funnies

[Howard]

Condom factory burns down in New Zealand:
Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zulland, is awoken at 4am by the telephone.
Hillen, its the hilth Munister here.* Sorry to bother you at thus hour bit there is an umerguncy!!* I've jist received word thet the Durex factory en Aucklind hes burned to the ground.* It is istimated that the entire New Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the ind of the week.
PM:* Shut !!* The economy wull niver be able to cope with all those unwanted babies.* W' ill be ruined.*
Hilth Munister:* We're going to hef to shup some in from Brutain?
PM:* No chence.* The Poms will have a field day on thus one.
Hilth Munister:* What about Australia?
PM:* I'll call Kivin Rudd.* Tell hum we need one million condoms, ten enches long and eight enches thuck. That way they'll continue to respect the "all blacks".
Three days later a delighted Hillen rushes out to open the boxes that arrived at the Pist Office.
She finds one million condoms.* 10 enches long, 8 enches thuck, all coloured green and gold with small writing on each one.
MADE IN AUSTRALIA - SIZE:* MEDIUM