Educating Canadians

[Keith Webb]

Sorry... can't help myself.

Hugo Cretin: How would you like your steak, sir?
Barry McKenzie: Just knock off its horns, wipe its arse and bung it on a plate.

And

Barry McKenzie: I hope your balls turn to bicycle wheels and backpedal up your arse!

Or

Barry McKenzie: Now listen mate, I need to splash the boots. You know, strain the potatoes. Water the horses. You know, go where the big knobs hang out. Shake hands with the wife's best friend? Drain the dragon? Siphon the python? Ring the rattlesnake? You know, unbutton the mutton? Like, point Percy at the porcelain?
Blanche: I think he wants to go to the loo.

Here's a link to the trailer for the film with the above quote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4sjyrmSXOw