Well????????????

[Mark W. Tonner]

Dog-meat ah.....ok, I'll be nice.....see what I mean

[Mark W. Tonner]

Ok...........I'll be even nicer......he he he....

[Keith Webb]

Showing off the very latest in stylish fashion, This month's House Pet waves to a passing CMP.

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Vets_Dottir

I take it I'm in trouble ????................. : , oh well, what else is new

Cheers

[Mark W. Tonner]

woof, woof, woof

Marko bub ... YOU are gonna FRY yah OLD S.O.B.!
But just enuf to hurt... A LOT! Be
grateful that you have a family
who depends on you!!!! And be SAD ...
BECAUSE you're gonna hurt a lot.

WAIT FOR IT!

Yappy ALWAYS gets her man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Right by the ...................

[Mark W. Tonner]

Hey........I thought you were gone...........or are you just haunting us .............better be a big frying pan .............

Originally posted by Mark W. Tonner
Hey........I thought you were gone...........or are you just haunting us .............better be a big frying pan .............

[COLOR=red]THOt I couldn't get in here... didn't yah yah old fart! Well, have I got news for YOU! One day, one time, when you aren't looking, I shall be THERE ... and Lady "D" and children best perhaps bid you their adieus and apply for the pensions now because they don't call me "Hannabella the Canabella" for nothing... and DARLIN' MAN ... fear not, for the tough and sinewy parts I SHALL, with xquisite delight, feed to the DOGS! BEFORE you've passed over to Nirvana or ??? who knows where your final spot will be? But... Gawd help you, me boy! Mine WILL be done! Yah can bet your left one on that!

"Oh what fun it is to sing
a SLAYING song tonight..." hehehehehe

"Fire, fire, burning bright,
FRY this man
for MY delight,
Preferably... at nite"

BURP

[Mark W. Tonner]

"Hannabella the Canabella"

:

Better be a BIG FRYING PAN............one I can SMACK you with

Kind sir... you've no idea
the KINDS of power
This PIXIE possesses,

I am a FAVORED CHILD
of the Gods's AND the Goddesses

Yes... the frying pan shall be
a BIG ONE

just to accommodate the HAIR

LOOK OUT BUD ... your message started a NEW PAGE ... Oh what fun it is to ...................PLAY and I SHALL,YES, I shall, Oh GAWD YESSSSSS!

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Vets_Dottir
Kind sir... you've no idea
the KINDS of power
This PIXIE possesses,

I am a FAVORED CHILD
of the Gods's AND the Goddesses

Yes... the frying pan shall be
a BIG ONE

just to accommodate the HAIR

LOOK OUT BUD ... your message started a NEW PAGE ... Oh what fun it is to ...................PLAY and I SHALL,YES, I shall, Oh GAWD YESSSSSS!

BERING IT ON 'LITTLE MISS'.................... :

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

Originally posted by Mark W. Tonner
BRING IT ON 'LITTLE MISS'....................

Mark, Mark, Mark... you sure you know what you're sayin'? You could be in for a lot more than you might think... it might not be pretty...

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Geoff Winnington-Ball
Mark, Mark, Mark... you sure you know what you're sayin'? You could be in for a lot more than you might think... it might not be pretty...

Geoff...it's only "Little Itty Bitty....LITTLE MISS YAPPY" talking, I mean what can such a LITTLE ITTY BITTY PERSON LIKE THAT DO.....probably will only be able to whack me in the ankle with said Frying Pan.....cause that's only as high has she can lift it...........right Little Missy...........I thought so

Originally posted by Mark W. Tonner
Geoff...it's only "Little Itty Bitty....LITTLE MISS YAPPY" talking, I mean what can such a LITTLE ITTY BITTY PERSON LIKE THAT DO.....probably will only be able to whack me in the ankle with said Frying Pan.....cause that's only as high has she can lift it...........right Little Missy...........I thought so

Tis a tech of delusion me Marko be feelin'.
But be makin' no mistake ... startin' with tha ankles, would be great

[Mark W. Tonner]

Little Missy trying to lift the BIG FRYING PAN.....

"Hosti Acie Nominati ...Yappy"

"Oh most powerful beings
Honour me with your magical powers
and hand to me
the biggest honkin fryin' pan yah can
to deflect mine enemies who so wrongly
demean me....
BESEACHES your most beloved child YAPPY
... arms raised ... I await....
KEITH...

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Vets_Dottir
"Hosti Acie Nominati ...Yappy"

"Oh most powerful beings
Honour me with your magical powers
and hand to me
the biggest honkin fryin' pan yah can
to deflect mine enemies who so wrongly
demean me....
BESEACHES your most beloved child YAPPY
... arms raised ... I await....
[SIZE=3][SIZE]

Carman.............Your Most Powerful Beings Await You....... :

Gawd ... you bugger Mark ... you OWE ME a CHAIR CUSHION!!! I just peed on this one! jerk

[Mark W. Tonner]

Carman;

Your English Cousin's are in the Mess Games Room and look what their up to......Oh Oh ..... :

Good lord.... ahhhhaaahaa...hehe..shit...dam oi... I choked on my cigarette...dammmmm

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Vets_Dottir
Gawd ... you bugger Mark ... you OWE ME a CHAIR CUSHION!!! I just peed on this one! jerk

I'll have your new chair shippd out first thing tomorrow.... :

WAIT for it MARKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ... I'm gestating...by the way ... did you USE that chair first? How RUDE!

[Mark W. Tonner]

Look Carman, even the boys on guard duty are thinking about your chances of ever being able to lift a FRYING PAN high enough......hehehe.........

[Mark W. Tonner]

..... a custom made Frying Pan just for 'Little Miss Yappy' .... but she still won't probably be able to lift it......

Ah... my pore DELUDED friend Mark-oooooo... you think you are SO CLEVER, yet your cleverness is no power next to the power of PRIMAL WOMAN gifted by the God's and Godesses with .... well, just WAIT and SEE my friend Marko ... just WHO is more clever, and more POWERFUL ... I would FEAR YAPPY ... but, only a very WISE MAN could KNOW this! ... Be clever... and see... wait... and ... see....

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Vets_Dottir
Ah... my pore DELUDED friend Mark-oooooo... you think you are SO CLEVER, yet your cleverness is no power next to the power of PRIMAL WOMAN gifted by the God's and Godesses with .... well, just WAIT and SEE my friend Marko ... just WHO is more clever, and more POWERFUL ... I would FEAR YAPPY ... but, only a very WISE MAN could KNOW this! ... Be clever... and see... wait... and ... see....

WHAT'S THAT LITTLE YAPPY VOICE I HEAR..............I'M WAITING.....BRING ON THE PRIMAL WOMAN......I CAN HARDLY WAIT..... :

Originally posted by Mark W. Tonner
WHAT'S THAT LITTLE YAPPY VOICE I HEAR..............I'M WAITING.....BRING ON THE PRIMAL WOMAN......I CAN HARDLY WAIT..... :

Ah... but MARK-O... PATIENCE my dear mere MORTAL man for under the powers given me by the SUN I am ... PREGNANT with CELESTIAL and PRIMAL powers GESTATING within ... a thunderbolt that shall knock you from your tower of male ego andKNOCK YAH ON YORE OLD ARSE right into the frying pan! Your cheeks shall sizzle and burn burn burn you ba-t-rd BURN for 2222 YAP-YEARS! ...

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Vets_Dottir
Ah... but MARK-O... PATIENCE my dear mere MORTAL man for under the powers given me by the SUN I am ... PREGNANT with CELESTIAL and PRIMAL powers GESTATING within ... a thunderbolt that shall knock you from your tower of male ego andKNOCK YAH ON YORE OLD ARSE right into the frying pan! Your cheeks shall sizzle and burn burn burn you ba-t-rd BURN for 2222 YAP-YEARS! ...

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.....................YAWN.....can I go back to sleep now...... : ....I'm waiting...by the way, you should take something for those "powers GESTATING within".....