I really like this little "parable" or whatever else you wanna call it. Just wanted to toss it in MLU for the heck of it:
                      
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				A college professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in 
                      front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a very large and 
                      empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked 
                      the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.  
 
                      The professor then picked up a jar of pebbles and poured them into the jar. 
                      He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open spaces 
                      between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. 
                      They agreed it was. The professor picked up a box of sand and poured it into 
                      the jar and of course the sand filled up everything else. He  
                      asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an 
                      unanimous yes.  
 
                      The professor then produced two cans of beer from under the table and 
                      proceeded to pour the contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space 
                      between the grains of sand. The students laughed.  
 
                      "Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize 
                      that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things -- 
                      your family, your partner, your health, your children, your friends, your 
                      favorite passions -- things that if everything else was lost and only they 
                      remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that 
                      matter, like your job, your house, your car. The sand is everything else -- the 
                      small stuff. If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no 
                      room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for your life. If you 
                      spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room 
                      for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are 
                      critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical 
                      checkups. Take your partner out dancing. Play another 18 holes. There will 
                      always be time to go to work, clean the house, give a dinner party and fix the 
                      disposal. Take care of the golf balls first -- the things that really matter. Set 
                      your priorities. The rest is just sand."  
 
                      One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the beer represented.  
 
                      The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no 
                      matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of 
                      beers."
			
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 (I knew you'd all like the ending

  and BTW ... Hey SUNRAY, where the heck is that BEER you OWE me... and, do you deliver?
 
 
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