Observation

[Jon Skagfeld]

There seems to be a reference creeping in here about some sort of supposedly mammalian creature, genus unknown, loosely referred to as "Jifferoo".

Other references allude to subtle S&M terms like...Obedient Pet...or some such.

Is this a virus, a worm, a Trojan, an Antipodean invasion, a lifestyle declaration...or what?

Mayhap its manifestation is contained in the rare fryingpanoliosis syndrome.

Hmmm...

[JD Baillie]

Jon,

It greeves me to tell you it is a Trojan. As for fryingpanoliosis, remember this is a special Skill-ette oriented sport for the vertically reversed. Often seen at highland summer games in the ladies division.

JD

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Jon Skagfeld
There seems to be a reference creeping in here about some sort of supposedly mammalian creature, genus unknown, loosely referred to as "Jifferoo".

Other references allude to subtle S&M terms like...Obedient Pet...or some such.

Is this a virus, a worm, a Trojan, an Antipodean invasion, a lifestyle declaration...or what?

Mayhap its manifestation is contained in the rare fryingpanoliosis syndrome.

Hmmm...

Hi Jon;

Reference: "A Jifferoo"

It's a type of 'House Pet', that apparently a 'Pixie' keeps, or so the Concise Oxford Dictionary says.........

Cheers

What fun ... Ididn't realize that today is "HAY-DAY" ... perhaps I'll celebrate Hay-Day as well?

Hmmmmm ..... :idea:

Wait for it you reprobates

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
Wait for it you reprobates

reprobate - Express or feel disapproval of, censure; cast off, exclude from salvation, hardened in sin, of abandoned character, immoral...........

Yup, That be Me!......

Originally posted by Mark W. Tonner
reprobate - Express or feel disapproval of, censure; cast off, exclude from salvation, hardened in sin, of abandoned character, immoral...........

Yup, That be Me!......

I know!

But methinks the Master Skagman is the worst of you lot.

pssst ... I've gone shopping for extras of what I'll need in Acton on Saturday. The one I have is wearing out in only 2 months here :

[Jon Skagfeld]

Now, ain't that cute?

Mama Panfry and the young 'uns.

The little ones look virginal...guess they haven't had any banging yet!

Originally posted by Jon Skagfeld
Now, ain't that cute?

Mama Panfry and the young 'uns.

The little ones look virginal...guess they haven't had any banging yet!

Tsk tsk tsk : My oh my oh my ... your Missus Skagfeld must have a heck of a time with the likes of you ... I'm glad she's the boss of you. You need her!

See? I've labelled the skillets for who they're meant for my dears.

[Keith Webb]

Originally posted by Jon Skagfeld
There seems to be a reference creeping in here about some sort of supposedly mammalian creature, genus unknown, loosely referred to as "Jifferoo".

Other references allude to subtle S&M terms like...Obedient Pet...or some such.

Is this a virus, a worm, a Trojan, an Antipodean invasion, a lifestyle declaration...or what?

Here's another picture of the Jifferoo in it's native habitat:

Quick ... gimmie the DEPENDS LMAOPMP...

Keefy when the Master Sunray (aka Jiffaroo) returns from lunch and see's this you're gonna be dogmeat!

...or eat it!

WOOF

[Keith Webb]

The Skaggaroo:

[Keith Webb]

Markoroo... sorry about the poor photograph, this one is very timid.

Well ... Little Miss Ma is well-pleased with our Keefy NOW ... (FOR now that is) I find the last couple of images totally satisfying in-deeeeeeeeeeed sir!

Good Onya Keefy!

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Keith Webb
The Skaggaroo:

Oh Keefy......

How come the 'Skaggaroo' suddenly looks a hell of a-lot younger than the 'Markoroo'.........and another thing.......how come your 'Kissing a Little Pixie A*s' so suddenly......she can't even find 'Oz' let alone throw a 'Skillet' that far......

Originally posted by Mark W. Tonner
Oh Keefy......

How come the 'Skaggaroo' suddenly looks a hell of a-lot younger than the 'Markoroo'.........and another thing.......how come your 'Kissing a Little Pixie A*s' so suddenly......she can't even find 'Oz' let alone throw a 'Skillet' that far......

pssssssssst ... Marko ... he wants me to buy the beer in Acton. That's why!

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
pssssssssst ... Marko ... he wants me to buy the beer in Acton. That's why!

Oh MA

: is Keefy here in Canada???...... or did you misread my last post with those old, ancient eyes of yours.....

[DaveCox]

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
Quick ... gimmie the DEPENDS LMAOPMP...

Keefy when the Master Sunray (aka Jiffaroo) returns from lunch and see's this you're gonna be dogmeat!

After lunch what makes you think he'll even be able to find the computer's on switch let alone read this size type?

PS: to find OZ, take map of world, look for arrow pointing North, take opposite direction and go as far as you can without falling off of map - there's OZ.

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

Originally posted by DaveCox
After lunch what makes you think he'll even be able to find the computer's on switch let alone read this size type?

PS: to find OZ, take map of world, look for arrow pointing North, take opposite direction and go as far as you can without falling off of map - there's OZ.

Easy, pal... I leave the computer ON...

PS: Ref OZ, isn't that where we shipped all our criminals once upon a time? Seems not much has changed....

Originally posted by Mark W. Tonner
Oh MA

: is Keefy here in Canada???...... or did you misread my last post with those old, ancient eyes of yours.....

Ooops ... sorry bout that. I was distracted with seasoning my fryingpans

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by DaveCox
PS: to find OZ, take map of world, look for arrow pointing North, take opposite direction and go as far as you can without falling off of map - there's OZ.

Whats this, another one kissing MA 's arse....No giving her hints regarding the LOC STATE of 'Oz'........ Jeez....are ya afraid of a little itty bitty Pixie, with a little itty bitty frying pan......or maybe its her 'Jifferoo' that scares you...... .....that is scary......

Originally posted by Mark W. Tonner
Whats this, another one kissing MA 's arse....No giving her hints regarding the LOC STATE of 'Oz'........ Jeez....are ya afraid of a little itty bitty Pixie, with a little itty bitty frying pan......or maybe its her 'Jifferoo' that scares you...... .....that is scary......

Master Mark-Oh ... you're just being this cheeky because you know you won't be in Acton on Saturday, or in Oz any time soon (and you're holding Uncle Eddie's service records as ransom power )

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
Master Mark-Oh ... you're just being this cheeky because you know you won't be in Acton on Saturday, or in Oz any time soon (and you're holding Uncle Eddie's service records as ransom power )

Dear MA ;

No, not really.......just comic relief. I've to much on the go at the moment to get to Acton this weekend, or to get anywhere for that matter....factor into that, the fact that I'm going to be a 'GRANDFATHER'...... .... so life goes on...... Oh!, me thinks I forgot to mention something : ....... probably the constant pile of books and files and notes and so on that always seem to be around me lately made me forget to mention it............. back to work........, but not before a or two.......

Bye

P.S. is the 'Jifferoo' house broken yet?.....

Originally posted by Mark W. Tonner
Dear MA ;

No, not really.......just comic relief. I've to much on the go at the moment to get to Acton this weekend, or to get anywhere for that matter....factor into that, the fact that I'm going to be a 'GRANDFATHER'...... .... so life goes on...... Oh!, me thinks I forgot to mention something : ....... probably the constant pile of books and files and notes and so on that always seem to be around me lately made me forget to mention it............. back to work........, but not before a or two.......

Bye

P.S. is the 'Jifferoo' house broken yet?.....

Grandpappy Mark-O ... ah ... you'll be an awesome Old Fart Grandpappy ... and I'm disappointed you-all won't make it to Acton

Congrats to you and Grandma Black Caddilacs to be ...

(Nope ... Jiffaroo not housebroken yet ... his regressing keeps getting in the way : )

[Max Hedges]

In early July two well bread Aussies may hit the fine shores of Canada. The older one of the two is known to indulge in the odd ale or two or thee, but when he goes down he stays there, so when you see his knees begin to wobble look out. The other is sweat, inercent and can do no wrong in her own eyes, she can also use a frying pan.
Max

Originally posted by Max Hedges
In early July two well bread Aussies may hit the fine shores of Canada. The older one of the two is known to indulge in the odd ale or two or thee, but when he goes down he stays there, so when you see his knees begin to wobble look out. The other is sweat, inercent and can do no wrong in her own eyes, she can also use a frying pan.
Max

MAX,

I'm confused, is it the ale? ... or the frying pan? that makes your knees wobble til you go down?

Any woman who can use a frying pan right is one I will be proud to call Ma 's SISTER! You GO girl

MA Karmen

[Max Hedges]

The male has a problem with both the ale and the frying pan. Maybe the female has a problem with the male.The ones that are going are the Jillaroo and Jackaroo. The older ones are probably staying home this time. The reason for the big trip is a young cannuck getting hitched somewhere over there, we haven't received our offical invitation as yet but they are going anyway, can't ever be too far to travel to a good do for an aussie.


Max

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

Originally posted by Max Hedges
The male has a problem with both the ale and the frying pan. Maybe the female has a problem with the male.The ones that are going are the Jillaroo and Jackaroo. The older ones are probably staying home this time. The reason for the big trip is a young cannuck getting hitched somewhere over there, we haven't received our offical invitation as yet but they are going anyway, can't ever be too far to travel to a good do for an aussie.

Max

Rest assured, Max, you are welcome in our house anytime! Give us enough advance notice and we'll make sure we're someplace else that day...

(PS: I can arrange some good ale and guarantee Yappy will holster her frying pan)

When the time comes, PM me for new contact information. With enough notice, we might be able to arrange get-togethers with a few of the local malcontents here on MLU...

[Tony Smith]

Originally posted by Max Hedges
In early July two well bread Aussies may hit the fine shores of Canada. The older one of the two is known to indulge in the odd ale or two or thee, but when he goes down he stays there, so when you see his knees begin to wobble look out. The other is sweat, inercent and can do no wrong in her own eyes, she can also use a frying pan.
Max

Ah-ha! I've found the truth! Emma Hedges actually writes Max's posts and is responsible for writing her own glowing description! C'mon, tell us the truth! Michael will be up all night telling entertaining Aussie yarns and Emma will be off to bed early suffering from Jetlag.