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Old 19-08-05, 19:52
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Default More Lada jokes

What do you call a Lada with a sunroof?
A skip!

What do you call a Lada with a sunroof and twin exhaust pipes? A Wheelbarrow!

Why does a Lada have a heated rear screen?
To warm your hands while you're pushing it!

What's the difference between a Lada and a hedgehog?
A hedgehog has the pricks on the outside!

How do you double the value of a Lada?
Fill it with petrol!

What is the similarity between a Lada and a bathtub?
You cannot step out of either one in a public place.

How can you tell a man driving a Lada?
He wears dark sunglasses.

How can you tell a Lada driver from the other people wearing dark sunglasses?
He doesn't have a white cane.

What's on the last page of a Lada owner's manual?
The bus schedule!
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