More Lada jokes
What do you call a Lada with a sunroof?
A skip!
What do you call a Lada with a sunroof and twin exhaust pipes? A Wheelbarrow!
Why does a Lada have a heated rear screen?
To warm your hands while you're pushing it!
What's the difference between a Lada and a hedgehog?
A hedgehog has the pricks on the outside!
How do you double the value of a Lada?
Fill it with petrol!
What is the similarity between a Lada and a bathtub?
You cannot step out of either one in a public place.
How can you tell a man driving a Lada?
He wears dark sunglasses.
How can you tell a Lada driver from the other people wearing dark sunglasses?
He doesn't have a white cane.
What's on the last page of a Lada owner's manual?
The bus schedule!
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