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Originally posted by V_D
Oh lordy, lordy, who helps little children and fools, where WERE you when the Jiff-Mesiter so impulsively spake?
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Karmen, are you trying to talk to my dad again? If so, you'll have to go through his Executive Assistant... ME (family business y'know).
BTW, could ANY man EVER be "ready" for you? Methinks not, without a death-wish. Gremlins have sharp teeth... any man wishing to take you on would need the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch...
A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:
Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
