[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

Originally posted by Snowtractor
a couple of questions first

Can you ride a horse...or lie about being able to ride one? Yep, although they usually chuck me off the back...

do you know what prairie oysters are? The drink or the band?

do you own a cowboy hat and boots? No for the former but yes for the latter. Unlike most here, they've actually been in stirrups.

does your car go faster than 130kph? Yep

what colour are stop signs? Dunno, what are these?

can you talk with a Texas drawl even though you hae never been there? Sure thang, y'all.

Do you have a copy of "Alberta bound" country song? Nope, but I kin download it.

do you have lots of money and think poor people are lazy bums? No and yes. Does that help?