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Originally posted by Geoff Winnington-Ball
If Canada goes Liberal again, would you sponsor me for Albertan citizenship? 
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a couple of questions first
Can you ride a horse...or lie about being able to ride one?
do you know what prairie oysters are?
do you own a cowboy hat and boots?
does your car go faster than 130kph?
what colour are stop signs?
can you talk with a Texas drawl even though you hae never been there?
Do you have a copy of "Alberta bound" country song?
do you have lots of money and think poor people are lazy bums?
If so, "COME ON IN PARDNER, YEE HA" :dh: