Definition of Heaven:
Where all the police are British,
Where all the cooks are French,
Where all the mechanics are German,
Where all the lovers are Italian
And everything is organized by the Swiss.
Definition of Hell:
Where all the cooks are British,
Where all the mechanics are French,
Where all the police are German,
Where all the lovers are Swiss,
And everything is organized by the Italians.
Another definition of Hell:
Where you must spent eternity surrounded by 70 virgins. I can not think of a more fitting punishment for suicide bombers.
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