Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they sometimes take the
apples from the ground, which are not as good, but easy. The apples
at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they are
amazing.
They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one
brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Share this with women who are good apples, even those who have
already been picked!
Now Men.......
Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women
to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with!