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Originally posted by RHClarke
where do you suppose this money goes? Any theories out there in the West (of Canada)?
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Do we Western Canadians have any theories about where our tax dollars go? As a matter of fact we do! We prescribe to Dr. Stephen Hawking's theory of Black Holes. As we see it,
's density has increased to the point where all money is sucked into
's vortex but can never escape, especially to those areas outside the "Event Horizon" Once trapped inside
's gravitational field, western Canada's money is miraculously transmuted into an animal protein which we outside the sphere call "Pork" What happens to this Pork? Well you might ask! Through
's system of "Worm Holes" where logic is turned upside , the animal protein is ltransported through time and space to like minded provinces, because you see, in
's universe, likes attract and opposites repel. Hence, we see Quebec and the Maritimes living high off the Hog while B.C. and Alberta foot the bill. Thus spake Zarathrusta!