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#18 22-09-05, 06:31

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Originally posted by Geoff Winnington-Ball
I don't mind sleeping outdoors in October, have done a hell of a lot worse in Europe and in the service, but I am reliably informed (by a slap on the head) that a certain other party won't. Have to go for Plan B. I'll keep you posted.

We can tell raccoon stories at your place, but in past they have been great sport... damned shame you can't shoot the little buggers in Toronto...

Q: How do you make a rodent turn inside-out?
A: Use a larger calibre...

(hint - used to hunt groundhogs with an M-1 Garand)

Arthritis, tendonitis and fibromyalgia mixed with sleeping outside in the cold? I don't think so ... bad combo and makes for premature rigormortis (like before I'm dead yet)

That's okay, I won't tell anyone how you fed and petted Nipper the raccoon and enjoyed that ... nor will I mention the cheeseburgers you bought them once (one each, one each for you and I)