Derek:
Adding dignity to what would otherwise be a vulgar brawl, I will not dignify your dig at the guns with a reply, except:
Ubique means that warnin' grunt, the perished linesman knows when o'er 'is strung and sufferin' front,
the shrapnel sprays 'is foes, an' as the firin' dies away,
th' 'uskey whisper runs, from lips that 'aven't drunk all day,
"th' Guns, thank God, th' Guns!" (R.K.)
Mike