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Old 10-01-06, 04:31
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Bob, it may be prudent to reveal the truth about Hammond's one and only Cat House. After all, with the BBQ coming up in August, some of fellow CMPers with fragile constitutions may be overwhelmed by all of the red lights, fur, pillow beds and cat fights.

It might be a good way to generate revenue to help pay for the vandoo mortors* and police fines for noise violations expected at the BBQ. Perhaps participants can "adopt" one of these slinky darlings for a hour or even a night...Even more reason for our patient readers and CMP enthusiasts to make the trip to Hammond for BB1!

*vandoo mortor - referring to the old fashion chem toilets that had a bad habit of emitting explosive gasses that reacted (in the predicted manner) to the open flame of a cigarette lighter owned by a corporal belonging to one of the army's finest Quebec-based infantry battalions.
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