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Originally posted by Vets Dottir
Ye got that part right!
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Carman.
You go girl...let 'em know who's boss..
(After all this is your thread..)
Subject: The real story of Genesis
"God, I have a problem."
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"I know that you created me and provided this
beautiful garden and all of
these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious
snake, but I'm just not happy."
"And why is that, Eve?"
"God, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, in that case, Eve, I have a solution. I shall
create a man for you."
"Man? What is that, God?"
"A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie,
cheat and be vain; all
in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be
bigger, faster and will like
to hunt and kill things. He will revel in childish
things like fighting and
kicking a ball about, but he won't be so smart that
he will not need your advice to think properly."
"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised
eyebrows, "but what's the catch, God?"
"Well, you can have him on one condition."
"And what's that, God?"
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and
self-admiring -- so you'll have to
let him believe that I made him first. And it will
have to be our little
secret. You know, woman to woman."