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					Originally Posted by  Keith Webb
					 
				 
				My wife went to boarding school had an interesting one - a Scottish lady who had been a policewoman (not sure whether she had war service as well but was the right vintage)... 
 
One evening she came into the dormitory pretending to be a dog urinating on the leg of each bed. 
 
She was gone the next day without any explanation from the school. 
			
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 We Scots can be a bit peculiar that way.