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Originally posted by servicepub
I am hesitant to take part in any social function whose standards are so low that they would allow me to attend. That said - I'll be there early in order to get a seat with the best view of the waitress station.
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You're going to have to move
me out of the way then, because I'm going to be there from the time the place opens. Y'see, you have to show up then if you want to melt any of those Ottawa Icebergs they have serving tables... and I intend they be fighting over me by closing time...
BTW, Clive, good one about standards and such; it saved me saying it about you!