[Tony Smith]

Originally posted by Tony Smith
I've been a bit of a jack of all trades. Highest paying job was as a Federal Member of Parliament, but I mucked around a little as an Writer, Actor and did a stint in Iraq helping out the locals. Word has just slipped out that I will be coaching the Great Britain Rugby League team later this year. I hope this won't interfere with my busy schedule as a cruise boat raconteur.

Phew! Just changed the batteries in my calculator after winding up the accounts at Bondcorp