Alex,
There was no intent to portray you in any manner other than that expected of a former blue job...by the way, a belated Airforce Birthday - celebrated by the airdales on 1 April...wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more!
As for the weather rock, don't you think you are kinda old to be sleeping in a crib.
As for the war, unfortunately, it is still going on. God bless our troops!