[Alex Blair (RIP)]

Hi Carman

I thought you would like my little list of Meds for women..
Here is a little list for men my sister just sent me..The timing is appropriate ..

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Hmmm .. I think we're all missing a little something either up North, or down South, or both. Alex listed meds for us womens problems. Now I'd like to see a list for men.

WHY MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station
because this one's
just too icky.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress -- $5000; tux rental -- $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're
talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is
practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your
feet.
One mood, ALL the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfullness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can
still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Everything on your face stays its original
color.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to
turn a nut on a bolt.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe
decades.

You don't have to shave below your neck.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all
seasons.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25
relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
Hope you enjoyed this!!!

I was stationed with different Squadrons...
416 out of Chatham NB was my first..
I was a Construction Engineer so was attached to a base rather than a particular Squadron..
The Squardons were also attached to different bases..
Enjoy the old timers hockey game today...