Got news for you, you bugger... I was playing 2nd Team rugby in 1970... mind you, I'm a lightweight and I got the wind knocked out of me more times than I care to admit, but I did it. My coach was my Latin professor, who was a Royal Marine in Korea. They done good in helping the Marines down to the coast. Good man, him.
What happened to Beccy is anyone's guess, but I remain distressed, dammit...
...but it was Tim's 54th yesterday so I suspect he was distracted. Plus, his son
Geoff just turned eight, so....