Let me spell it out.
You, being a woman, do not give socks and underwear. You wear them and that, if it be the right socks and underwear, should ensure that Christmas (or any other holiday) is a smashing success.
That pale blue motor thing is, well, only a thing someone like Dave, or me, or Geoff, or Keith, or Alex, or Stephan, Hanno or...would understand.
Got it?
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