[Tony Smith]

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
Yes, Ma Yappy has been infected with an MLU Social Disease called MLU-CS (MLU-Christmas Spirit) Happily, there are NO vacines that prevent the spread of this this infection to her mailbox and her home. It's also contageous ... she now has symptoms of MLU-CS and is showing strong signs that she will soon be spreading it around to others Master Sunray, I regret to inform you that NO-one is immune. Not even the likes of YOU!
Now now, be nice or Santa won't bring you your hearts desire. What was that again?
MLU Christmas Cheers from Ma Yappy!

Karmen (aka VD), while Santa's jury is still out trying to decide if you've been naughty or nice, his troll-footed Elves are in his workshop at this very moment putting together something that is guaranteed to knock your socks right off your frostbitten toes!

Will it fit in a PM?

Will it have to be posted?

Will it fit under a tree?

Do you eat it, drink it or smoke it?

Ooooh! The suspense! It must be killing you! :idea:

PS Stop teasing Geoff about his Slouch Hat! :dh:
The one he hasn't got! :dh:
It's not fair on him to keep bringing up the subject of the Slouch Hat! :dh: